blueinkedfrost

Background: I have two boyfriends, a husband, and a psychotic lesbian lover.

First, my boyfriend Andre. I want to marry him! <3 But I can't get a divorce from my husband because that's not really allowed in my society :( :( :(

Second, my boyfriend Bernard. He murdered one of my other ex boyfriends >:(, so I don't like him.

Third, my husband Danilo, who doesn't love me. He's fallen in love with Bernard's wife Camilla.

Fourth, my psychotic lesbian lover Eponine, who's so into me that she's tried to kill my husband a few times (didn't work).

This is the plan that Eponine suggested: she makes Bernard think I'm in love with him and he just has to bump off Danilo and Camilla so that we can both be together. Eponine arranges Bernard to discover Danilo and Camilla in a compromising position, then Bernard kills them and faces the death penalty, and then I'm free to marry Andre and live happily ever after. Eponine is totally fine with this, she only wants me to be happy.

AITA for benefiting from Bernard murdering Danilo and Camilla? It's not my fault, it was Eponine's idea and I never asked anyone to commit murder and it's not like I participated in the crime. I'm okay, right? UwU xxx

Actual Background: I have been reading Eugene Sue's Paula Monti. It is A TRIP.